#16 Knee-length shorts

They're perfect for the discerning lesbian who wants to maintain a somewhat professional appearance during the summer months...while still being able to wade through all the straight-girl pussy she's knee deep in.

What?

They're also the perfect length for protecting your fingers from twist-off capped Smirnoff Ice and Mike's Hard Liquor bottles.

#15 Finding Fault in Everything Male-Related

You're not a man hater. You just play one on TV.

#14 Neckties

Lesbians are the new Annie Hall.

#13 Bonfires

Lesbians love building big fires. I've done the math, and 1 out of every 3 lesbians has heard or said the words "We're meeting at the beach* at 9pm. Bring a 6-er and your bikini top. We're settin' shit on fire."

*depending on where you live, this word is interchangeable with "high school track," "docks," "quarry," "reservoir," "dunes," and "Cindy's backyard."

#12 Ellen Page

She may look sweet with the fake baby belly, but don't piss her off or she'll cut your balls off. Haha.

...no, seriously.

#11 Macrame'

Y'all know who you are.